RELENA: Um... Mel-san... should you be doing this?
[Relena is sitting on the couch in the Cluttered Lounge, Mel
MEL: Sure! Don't worry, it won't affect you.
RELENA: Are you sure?!
[Christy nods as she braids Duo's hair intricately]
CHRISTY: We checked the math a couple of times.
DUO: C-chan... am I going to be able to get this braid OUT?
CHRISTY: Eventually. Heero or Wufei can help you... I have
RELENA: Well... if you're *sure*.
MEL (mutter): not like you could stop us. heh.
[Wufei walks in and stops short at the sight. Mel is setting
WUFEI: WHAT are you two onnas DOING?
MEL: Killing Relena! Wellll, versions of her anyway.
MEL: Christy, you explain... I have to adjust the frammistat.
CHRISTY: Well, you see, we quite like some versions
CHRISTY: Don't interrupt. Anyway, there are several other
WUFEI: This still doesn't explain what you're doing with THESE
CHRISTY: Well, as you can see, these are the same as the thingy
WUFEI: I noticed! What are you planning to do, blast us all
MEL (muffled): Hell no. Where would I get my manga then? Um...
CHRISTY: *sigh* Heero! Mission! Get Mel out of that thing.
HEERO: Ryoukai. [climbs on top of the humming Thingy and pulls
MEL: ow! Thaaaaaaaank you, Hee-chan!
HEERO: I'll let go...
MEL: *ahem* Mission complete, Yui.
HEERO: Thank you. [drops her on the carpet]
MEL: These thingys won't blast anything out of the
WUFEI: *blink* Is that what happened to me?!
MEL: Yes. Don't tell the readers, it's a spoiler.
WUFEI (looking straight out of the screen at everyone reading
MEL: So everything's fine, you see?
CHRISTY: *sigh* What do you need explained now?
WUFEI: What you're doing! You never got around to that part!
CHRISTY: *siiiiiiiigh* I thought we did... We hate
many many MANY
MEL: ...though I don't think he thought we'd take it so LITERALLY...
WUFEI: *blink*blink* ...how?!
MEL: Welllllll, first we get Canon Relena at her stupidest
DUO: Sounds like a plan!
HEERO: Can I hit the button?
MEL: *grrrrr* MINE!
WUFEI: HOLD IT! Yui, Maxwell... don't tell me you APPROVE
DUO: *nodnodnodnodnod* Oh, yeah baby. Have you
seen some of what
NICE RELENA: *sigh* none taken.
HEERO: I still want to push the damn button.
WUFEI: Surely YOU don't...
[Quatre and Trowa nodnod from the big chair]
MEL: Look, Wu-chan... come here.
[Mel and Wufei disappear into the computer room. Various mouse-
WUFEI: Justice WILL be served. I'LL push the button.
CHRISTY: Ah, Mel, I see you showed him that fic with the lust drugs.
MEL: I showed him ALL of them. He speed-reads.
CHRISTY: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Gotcha.
MEL: Anyway! The moment approaches! And I'M going to push the button.
EVERYBODY: ...three! ...two!! ...ONE!!! DIE, EVIL/STUPID RELENAS!!!!!
MEL: dId It WoRk?!
CHRISTY AND DUO: mrphmrph mmmph.
MEL: wHaT? oH.
[Mel pulls Heero off Duo and Duo off Christy. On the way,
she has to
MEL: *ahem* *coughcough* Um... okay, the TV
is showing a Crispy
CHRISTY (in the distance): did it work did it work... YES!
WUFEI: ...where's OUR Relena?
[There is a Relena-shaped hole through the back of the couch.
MEL: Okay... minor unforeseen side effect... she'll be fine
NICE RELENA: ...mfnrgle...
MEL: Sounded like a 'yes' to me!
CHRISTY: *snicker* Works for me.