CHRISTY: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Shinigami LIVES!
DUO: C-chan, that's MY line-- WHOA!
(Duo ducks as Christy nearly whacks him in the head with a scythe.)
MEL: WHEEEEEEEEEE! Evil beware! Hey, Wu-chan, look what I got!
(Mel runs past waving a trident.)
DUO: C-chan... I thought you two were going out for lunch.
CHRISTY: We... got sidetracked!
MEL: Into a joke shop with out-of-season Halloween stuff on display.
CHRISTY (singing): I got the la~ast scythe, I got the la~ast scythe!
MEL: They didn't have spears, but Nataku upgrades to a trident,
HEERO: Hn. Slipping out of character?
MEL: Shaddap! gseug/. (STOP IT CEN! Ew, wet nose...)
(Christy whacks Heero with her scythe.)
CHRISTY: Take that, you varlet!
MEL: Yeah! Meddle not in the affairs of writers, 'cause they
CHRISTY: And we're writing angst for you right now. Want us
(Wufei, Quatre and Trowa look... considering.)
TROWA: Go right ahead, Heero. They'd never do it. Piss them off.
QUATRE: Oh, I agree, Heero. Talk back alllllllllll you want.
WUFEI: Oi! I have first dibs!
CHRISTY: Ah, ah, ah, Heero! He belongs to whoever WE SAY he
MEL (whispering and holding video camera): Keep it up, Christy.
CHRISTY: *smirk* So, Duo, how do you feel about
Wufei? Or Quatre
DUO: Uh.... um....... er............
(Six pairs of eyes and one lens are fixed on him.)
DUO: Uh... Look! Up in the sky! It's Epyon! (zip! *SLAM!* *click*)
HEERO: DUO! GET BACK HERE AND SAY YOU'RE MINE, DAMN IT!!!!!
(Christy whistles innocently as Mel prevents Heero from breaking
TROWA (whisper): Quatre... I don't know why they said 'armed
CHRISTY: Why, thank you Trowa! *GLOMP*
TROWA: *blinkblink* *expression of frozen panic*
QUATRE: Uh... good ears, Christy-san...
CHRISTY: Just for that, Trowa, I'm going to be SO nice to
MEL: We were gonna let him do that anyway.
CHRISTY: Shaddap. We're going to be sooooooooooooo nice to
MEL: WHOA WHOA WHOA! NO SPOILERS! NO SPOILERS!
CHRISTY: Oops! Sorry, Mel.
MEL: No prob. Just be careful.
CHRISTY: Sure. Now you get back out there and keep
writing so I
MEL: Ninmu ryoukai.
ANYWAY... to make a short story long and then short again: