Create a LIE for most any Occasion!
It works for FAROOQ and it can do the job for you!
Try it! Generate LIES with ease, just like FAROOQ!

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be a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR ... Just like FAROOQ!

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YEAH .... THAT'S THE TICKET!

Jon Lovitz

A TYPICAL FAROOQ SPEECH:   I'm ANGRY, I'm so ANGRY .... that .... that ....
that .... I'm ANGRY .... (INSERT LIE HERE)  I AM SO ANGRY, YEAH .... that's the ticket!

A local Paper described FAROOQ'S LYING WAYS as an ATTRIBUTE .... Birds of a feather .... !

YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE SALAMI WITH BALONEY .... THIS WILL MAKE A FAROOQ FIB.

A FAROOQ FIB IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FAROOQ SALAMI LIE
ALWAYS REMEMBER A FAROOQ FIB IS FULL OF BALONEY.

GOOD LUCK

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